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Wife to Doctor: My Husband has the Habit of Talking in his Sleep
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Doctor: Give him an Opportunity to Speak when He is awake :D

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On 8/31/2019 at 2:45 PM, Bint e Aisha said:

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Shaykh Google searching in the wrong places....only the sunnah can teach them how to handle us  : )

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Pandemic & its Effect

People stuck at home are coming up with all kinds of things; some create fear and some bring a smile : )

You need to be careful, people are going crazy about being in lockdown.
I’ve actually just been talking about this with the microwave and toaster while drinking coffee and all of us agreed things are getting worse.
 
I didn’t mention anything to the washing machine as she puts a different spin on things and certainly not to the fridge as he is acting cold and distant.
 
I did discuss it with the hoover and he said the whole thing sucks.
 
Meanwhile, the blender has mixed feelings and the taps kept running hot and cold about the idea.
 
The whisk refused to talk about it because she didn’t want to whip things intoa frenzy and the eggs kept quiet because they didn’t want to get a beating. I didn’t check with the oven because she’s far too hot headed.
 
The bin justspouted a whole load of rubbish about the situation and the freezer just gave my a frosty reception.
 
In the end, the iron calmed me down: she said everything will be fine - no situation is too pressing.
 
The tin at the back of the cupboard with no label on thinks it’s a total mystery.
 
The knife made some very cutting remarks.
 
The squash was very cordial about it all. Unlike the lemon who was very bitter about it 

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