Bint e Aisha 142 Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Bint e Aisha 142 Posted August 17, 2019 Report Share Posted August 17, 2019 Wife to Doctor: My Husband has the Habit of Talking in his Sleep What Should I give to cure him? . . . . . . . . Doctor: Give him an Opportunity to Speak when He is awake :D Link to post Share on other sites
Bint e Aisha 142 Posted August 31, 2019 Report Share Posted August 31, 2019 1 Link to post Share on other sites
ummtaalib 2518 Posted September 2, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 2, 2019 On 8/31/2019 at 2:45 PM, Bint e Aisha said: Shaykh Google searching in the wrong places....only the sunnah can teach them how to handle us : ) 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Bint e Aisha 142 Posted September 2, 2019 Report Share Posted September 2, 2019 33 minutes ago, ummitaalib said: Shaykh Google searching in the wrong places....only the sunnah can teach them how to handle us : ) Loved that! Link to post Share on other sites
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ummtaalib 2518 Posted April 3, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 Pandemic & its Effect People stuck at home are coming up with all kinds of things; some create fear and some bring a smile : ) You need to be careful, people are going crazy about being in lockdown. I’ve actually just been talking about this with the microwave and toaster while drinking coffee and all of us agreed things are getting worse. I didn’t mention anything to the washing machine as she puts a different spin on things and certainly not to the fridge as he is acting cold and distant. I did discuss it with the hoover and he said the whole thing sucks. Meanwhile, the blender has mixed feelings and the taps kept running hot and cold about the idea. The whisk refused to talk about it because she didn’t want to whip things intoa frenzy and the eggs kept quiet because they didn’t want to get a beating. I didn’t check with the oven because she’s far too hot headed. The bin justspouted a whole load of rubbish about the situation and the freezer just gave my a frosty reception. In the end, the iron calmed me down: she said everything will be fine - no situation is too pressing. The tin at the back of the cupboard with no label on thinks it’s a total mystery. The knife made some very cutting remarks. The squash was very cordial about it all. Unlike the lemon who was very bitter about it 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Bint e Aisha 142 Posted August 26, 2020 Report Share Posted August 26, 2020 Link to post Share on other sites
ummtaalib 2518 Posted August 27, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 lol! Link to post Share on other sites
Bint e Aisha 142 Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 Me: Runs for 2 mins My heart: If you don't stop I will.:D Link to post Share on other sites
ummtaalib 2518 Posted February 27 Author Report Share Posted February 27 4 hours ago, Bint e Aisha said: Me: Runs for 2 mins My heart: If you don't stop I will.:D : ) 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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